May 2013
bigstupidbaby:
ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
michaxl:
dilclo:
michaxl:
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
hello male followers
how do i convince boys to like me this is for science
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
it's free!!!
♂ = I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
* = just delete your tumblr already
æ = Post a picture of yourself
$ = You’re awesome
# = I love your blog
@ = You’re beautiful
+ = i hate you.
% = You’re ugly
<3 = I want to fuck you
& = I wish we were close
~ = I wish we were friends in real life
? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go...
deanisanactualprincess:
hawkeyedriza:
absolutelydestinysmood:
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
you can’t repeat the past
can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can.
excuse me have you never heard of the phrase history repeats itself because...
aboutexhaleprivilege:
gothicwoadie:
dietchola:
those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca
ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones
Someone making a white girls joke:
Someone making a black girls joke:
octupac:
hi someone give me $1000 to buy cute clothes thanks
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
skatings:
I can’t wait for the day I fall asleep next to someone I’m in love with. Just think about it, waking up and seeing them and getting a really big smile sacrificing them to the dark lord. It sounds amazing.
omgoshitskabs:
fuckyeahfamousblackgirls:
“Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now”
Phylicia Rashad is the QUEEN
koishe:
classy-dick:
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
4 tags
s-tark:
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
SIGNAL BOOST TO TONY STARK
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
brittabaggles:
do you ever just refuse to go to bed because that means tomorrow is going to happen
I feel like this is the worst time for Yahoo to...
yourpersonalpurgatory:
most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left And they’re cannibals
despairludenberg:
the-fandoms-are-cool:
urbanfuck:
my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child
your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on
oh man wow
makkine:
makkine:
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
foreverseekingfreedom:
stealinyoman:
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
Yeah I fuckin tried
snapchatting:
*points at ur attention* give me that
deadlyjohnson:
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.